THE EPITOME OF MANLINESS
Demeter + Daughter Approved, Ladd Approved

ok goodnight loves

talk to y’all tomorrow

NEIGH FOR ME PLZ
Anonymous

-throws the anon against a wall-

Nope.

have you ever noticed that demona likes all of your tumblr posts
Anonymous

Indeed I have~

It’s hard for her to resist, isn’t it? I suspected as much.

STOP MAKING THE EYES AT ME, I'LL STOP MAKING THE EYES AT YOUUUU. WHAT IS IT THAT SURPRISES ME IS THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU TO
Anonymous

-covers his ears- Eugh, don’t ever make those fucking noises again.

WHAT IS YOUR HAIR EVEN MADE OF
Anonymous

It’s made out of HAIR, stupid.

you should change your brother's name to simon and invest in some drills
Anonymous

Well, that sounds fucking stupid.

omg i remember this time i told this girl in my class about you and she thought you were the best thing ever and used to say things randomly during class like "MANLY UNICORNS" and we'd burst into laughter aND IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY AND EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT WE WERE CRAZY BUT WE JUST KEPT LAUGHING AND GG
Anonymous

It’s not fucking funny, sit down!

Though, I can get behind the whole “best thing ever” deal.

why is your arm bandaged in your icon, did you sprain your wrist wanking???
Anonymous

Why is your face gray, did your mom fuck a dolphin?